Wednesday, December 30, 2015

And now a word from our sponsors...

Let people know you like music with this awesome new T-shirt design, available for a limited time only!*



*Not actually available anywhere. Just screen-print it yourself or something. 


Act now and we'll send you this hand-carved Wide Bear pumpkin free of charge!*


*No we won't. This pumpkin rotted a long time ago.


Sunday, April 19, 2015

Field Report: The Search For Wide Bear




Day one in the midwestern wilderness.
I've already ventured several yards from the parking lot,
and still no sign of Wide Bear and Tiny Dragon.
One hopes these peculiar creatures were able to survive the harsh winter.
The "BRIDGE OUT" sign seems rather permanent,
and thus I don't expect the bridge to be back any time soon.
The sun is sinking now, and supplies are running low.
I must return to the city for more yogurt and iced tea.
My search will be continued on the morrow.
If I am successful in reestablishing contact,
I will document my findings here soon.

-Chad